Bitches of Britin

Why Liberty Avenue is the Friendliest Place on Earth

2008-09-02T00:55:27Z

Because the Bitches are completely logical, linear and methodical
creatures excuse us while we hide so the lightning doesn't
strike us, this picspam came about in a rather strange way.

As we were working on two totally different ones, an idea came to
light ~~SHINY SHINY, RED SEES SHINY THINGS~~. It started
with "this pic would work really good with a picspam about Babylon!"
From there, we started adding pics from Woody's, which moved to other
places on Liberty Ave. And here we are WAIT A MINUTE Fire
wants to check out something profound. Pixie, get her ass back with the
program.

Liberty Ave is definitely the friendliest place on earth. The natives
are helpful, the food is...okay the food is not haute cuisine, but
it'll fill you up! And the nightlife is fabulous!

Come take a trip with the Bitches Of Britin as we stroll down Liberty
Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA! And we promise not to get anyone lost *nods*

They teach you local history.

People are always there to give you a helping hand

Cool toys to play with!

Twinks on Tap...

Shops to aid you with fabulous clubwear.

They provide comfortable couches with excellent back support!

Equal Employment is important.

They even have Dyke Night!

The best emergency escape routes for when you need it.

Handymen on call - 24/7...

High class entertainment each night.

They will show you a whole new meaning to "Playing with your rubber ducky"

Famous drag queens

You can gather 'round the tv and watch really bad television with 50+ of your closest friends

Psychics on hand! Accurate ones!!!

There's never any shortage of friendly tour guides.

They know you liked to be spanked even when you haven't been naughty.

Superheroes to do your bidding

All ages welcome

For whens your regular hangout is unavailable...

They keep you posted on current events.

Confessional at the baths.

Special rooms for "The Beautiful People"

Sometimes, they'll let anybody in...

...even straight couples.

And they have FABULOUS shoes!

"Pretty Boys on Take Out"

Get psychoanalyzed-eloquently...and drunk...at the same time!

Testicular and prostate exams - two for one!

The regulars will look out for you

They provide you with excellent dancing lessons

Alas, sometimes those high-priced dancing lessons don't pay off...

This has been a bitchesofbritin production.

The Perfidy Of Dr Seuss, or, The Bitches Are Going To the Speshul Hell!

2008-08-01T00:36:42Z

From Wikipedia: "Rimming"

Anal–oral sex, also referred to or described as anal–oral contact or anilingus (from anus + -lingus), is a form of oral sex involving contact between the anus or perineum of one person and the mouth (lips) or tongue of another. Non-clinical, slang terms include rimming, rim-job, salad tossing, butt/ass licking and eating ass. It is performed by people of all sexual orientations. Depending upon the context in which it is performed, this sex act can either be used for personal pleasure among consenting parties or as a form of erotic humiliation.

Also from Wikipedia: "Theodor Seuss Geisel"

Theodor Seuss Geisel; March 2, 1904 – September 24, 1991) was an American writer and cartoonist, better known by his pen name, Dr. Seuss. He published over 60 children's books, which were often characterized by his imaginative characters, rhyme, and frequent use of trisyllabic meter.

What do these two things have in common?

Last month, at Insane Journal, there was a war unlike any other. A Drabble War. The prompt? Rimming. 223 drabbles were written for this challenge. One of them just begged to be immortalized.

Our darling firehead30 wrote this little ditty that had us rolling on the floor. As we were debating about how to come back to fandom with a bang, this sprang to mind. I told badbadpixie that this was the fastest picspam we'd ever done. And it was fun, too!

The Bitches Of Britin proudly present Do You Like To Eat My Ass?

Would you rim me in the shower

Or does my ass need to smell like a flower?

Could you, would you lick me at the baths?

While everyone strokes their staffs.

I do, I do like to eat your ass!

I would rim you in the shower.

While you moan, your anus flowers!

I could, I would lick you at the baths

While losers beat their staffs.

Do you like to tongue my anal ring?

Or do you want to slap my ass until is stings?

*SMACK*

"Wake up Justin. That's the last time you read Dr Seuss to Gus."

This has been a bitchesofbritin production. No twinks or studs were harmed in the making of this picspam.

Come and see what we can never get enough of.....

2008-05-21T17:50:15Z

The wonderful shadownyc has a story challenge going on at neverenough_bj, Through the eyes of.... Please stop by and check out all the details.

The one and only dirty little secret of the bitchesofbritin, badbadpixie created the layout for the community neverenough_bj. Come and pet the pretties and check out shadownyc's fic ideas.

What We Learned From Queer As Folk

2008-05-06T18:45:27Z

No holds barred, In your face, NO apologies no regrets. QUEER is here
and Queer is staying....in your homes, in your lives and
in your heart.

Almost three years ago the final season of this ground breaking show
came to an end. Or did it? Each one of us here still love the show,
watch it, think about it, write about it, squee over it and
maybe we even have a wank war or two over it.

Why are we still here? Why does Queer as Folk still draw in new
viewers, and new fans all of the time. Is it because it is all about
sex, or is it because each one of us learned something from this show.
The characters and their story lines CHANGED us. Made us view
ourselves in a different way. This show challenged us to get in our
own faces, to look inside of ourselves no holds barred and captivate
us.

Each of us saw Queer as folk through our own perspective and paradigm.
We saw a show that made us think of who we are, what we want, what we
value, who and what makes a family and most importantly, who we love.

The bitchesofbritin bring you What we learned from Queer
as Folk. Come on and join us. Let the class begin!

What We've Learned by Watching Queer as Folk

That "climate control" is a positive, life-affirming thing.

That Orange is the new blue.

Sometimes age has nothing to do with birth certificates.

That one can NEVER have enough black shirts.

Vacation slides STILL bore the shit out of our families.

THIS is what your future mother-in-law looks like.

Friends don't let friends drive while pissed...

...sing while drunk...

...and they ALWAYS take good care of your car.

Off-off-OFF Broadway can be just as stimulating.

Action speaks louder than words.

In the Pink Pages you find the BEST things.

This is NOT what thirty looks like - never mind that bitchy cunt Kinney!

If you have an erection lasting longer than 36 hours...

...see your doctor immediately...

...unless you're Brian Kinney.

That pink isn't a cute and cuddly color.

That straight kisses can happen at Woody's!

Things that makes sense when you're drunk will usually bite you in the ass the next day.

Brian Kinney is a bad influence...

...with a wicked sense of humor.

A broken collarbone hurts like a motherfucker.

...high school can really suck

That even in Pittsburgh, church ladies will fuck up your morning.

This is what sex with your best friend looks like the next day.

Shattered illusions hurt...

...and hopes and dreams can go up in smoke.

NEVER to let Emmett dress you for your first date!

Sometimes, inspiration comes in the strangest ways.

Sex education is a good thing.

That you never get too old to play with your rubber ducky!

That the measure of a man isn't his physical prowess...

...but the conviction of his beliefs.

That sometimes, there's no pleasing your father.

That only Brian Kinney can knock up Sunshine.

Never to read your mail while you drink your morning coffee.

Gay isn't a modern day invention.

Love requires more than a leap of faith...

...it demands complete trust.

This has been a bitchesofbritin production

Pimping.....Upcoming Picspam

2008-05-06T01:36:03Z

RING RING RING. There goes the bell. Class will be in session soon.

GET YOUR FANGIRL BUTTS INTO YOUR SEATS...AHEM Professors callie89, vlredreign, and firehead30, along with adjunct Professor badbadpixie will soon offer their lecture on What we learned from QaF.

Like...

...if you re build it - they will come...

This very important course is coming soon to bitchesofbritin Get your eyeballs peeled, your notebooks ready, ~~drool buckets optional~~ and prepare for lessons in Friendship, Stalking, HOT MEN IN TIGHTS, Family, Bravery, What makes a man, and most importantly, Love. Cause it is that time of year for review and examination...well not really, but come on in and enjoy the slide show anyway. Lecture coming soon to the bitchesofbritin

Are you all feeling studious?????

Happy birthday to our callie89

2008-04-30T20:09:55Z

There are some people who simply make the world a better place to be.
They are amazingly gentle yet incredibly strong. They are the strong
willed, stubborn, creative kind of person that are beautiful inside
and out.

callie89 is that sort of person. The bitchesofbritin and our dirty little secret badbadpixie were trying to come up with a way that we could express our love and appreciation for Callie on her birthday. We thought perhaps it best to convey what we find the most special about Callie and how much we appreciate our friendship with her thorugh a picspam.

Happy Birthday to our tiny blonde baby bitch, Callie89

We love Callie because....

...she's blonde. Red has a thing for blonds.

...she has Pride.

...she's gentle, and won't cause you pain.

...she's a FABULOUS cook. ~~Sorry Callie Pie, Fire couldn't find a pic about ironing sheets~~

...she fights for what's right.

...she won't take shit from anyone.

...she is an artist.

...she has a kind word for everyone.

...she believes in love.

...she'll give you everything she has if you need it.

...her heart is bigger than her tiny body.

...she drives a cool car.

...she will be the best mom ever!!!

...she loves tall, dark Irishmen

...because she loves us, and she takes excellent care of everyone.

Pixie wants to take the opportunity to beg forgivness for the bad job she did with the caps. "This is why Callie does them! I can't do it for shit. ;) I hope I didn't ruin your eyes."

Pffft, Pixie you are full of teh poo, your caps are wonderful.

We love you Callie Pie.

And to fandom: Our sweet Callie is going through a rough patch right now, so give her all the extra loves you got!

This has been a bitchesofbritin production.

Brian Kinney.....Saint of Sinner S1 picspam

2008-04-02T04:31:13Z

In celebration of Brian Kinney week the bitchesofbritin bring you a picspam inspired by a post in the qaf_coffeclub by libra2 and the meaning of Brian eating the green apple in S1. We bitches started thinking, pondering, contemplating, and well of course salivating on the topic of Brian Kinney.

Is he a sinner or a saint? Is he merely an misanthropic asshole, or a damaged beautiful man desperately in need of someone who sees through his bullshit to his soul ~~Justin~~.

Brian Kinney is the quissential romantic hero. He is a loner, damaged and wary of people, cynical and melancholy. He is outside the circle, an outcast who is introspective and flawed. He was alienated and often isolated yet had his own (and quite strong) sense of morality and ethics that was outside the conventional. He is a hero whose heroism is not involved in upholding the social order, but operating outside of it and sometimes in contradiction to it.

Brian is the embodiment of all that should be sin, pride, vanity, sex, sex, sex. Brian is original sin incarnate.

Brian is taking a bite of original sin, our baser instincts and using those to fuel himself. He uses knowledge to provide for himself, and others around him. He has taken sin, knowledge of good and evil, applied reason, logic, self interest, and imagination and redefined right and wrong for himself.

Every time he takes a bite of that apple, he is taking a bite of what once hurt and lied to him, and is saying I create my own sin, as well as everyone else does. We create or own worlds, our own right and wrong.

The apple represents Brian saying fuck you and I own my own sin, sell you sin, and I will thrive off it as well.

So, whatcha think Brian is gonna do with that Apple, why polish it DUH

He is gonna nibble it, mmmmmmmm Pixie quit humping the screen *badbadPixie*

Pixie: Bite me! Red: No, me next! Callie: It's my turn! Fire: I'm first! Xie: WHAT???

BITE ME NEXT BRIAN *pushes away Callie and Red, tries to distract Pixie but she keeps licking the screen*

ohhh tasty, chew chew chew

Swallow when you need to......

Wanna shake hands, get to know each other, be polite??

Yeah, that's EXACTLY what Brian had in mind, shaking things, like you know how Brian shakes things up.

Darn it Red and Pixie, stop licking! The apple juice is off of Brian's lips now....

*no kissing*

Yeah uh huh, no kissing just tonsil licking *nods*

tasty ear

sinful Brian....*faints*

*humps humps humps*
Yeah, Pixie and Red are still humping the screen.
Hey! Where did we put that cattle prod?

This has been a bitchesofbritin production.

Dirty....Dirty....Dirty Anyone have the scoop on the dirt?

2008-03-27T05:07:45Z

What makes Justin Taylor such a dirty boy? Well at least what makes his feet so dirty? Inquiring fangirls want to know.

The one and only xie_xie_xie, Girl Reporter, is doing in-depth research as to not ONLY the state of Justin's dirty feet, as depicted here. icon by the one and only not_yet_defined

BUT ALSO why on earth can that tight beautiful ass be thrust up so high and Brian's cock not in it? TRULY a question that deserves much attention to curves I mean detail.

Please help xie_xie_xie out with her ~~incessent Justin fascination~~, quest for knowledge. Here is a link to her challenge, she desires evidence discerning the mysteries of this icon in the form of picspams, meta, drabbles, ETC....go and check out all of the details. She is even offering to donate to a good cause, the Pittsburgh Aids Task Force, for each piece of evidence given.

Xie has less than 24 hours to solve this mystery of the dirty feet and the upthrust ass.

It's spankin time

2008-03-15T19:37:53Z

Once upon a time, there was a pretty blond boy named Justin. Justin had been accepted to art school, but found himself without the funds to do so. Independent, and full of pride, he refused to accept the loan that Brian so generously offered. So, what's a down on his luck pretty boy to do?

Use that prettiness to his advantage, of course. In his own words: "I have a great ass, and I'm blond. You have no idea how far that gets me."

But we do, Justin, we do!!

Don't let those innocent tighty-whities fool you. There's a not-so-innocent boy shaking his considerable ASS-ets in them! And when he becomes naughty, well...naughty boys deserve a spanking, yes?

YES!!!!!

The Bitches Of Britin proudly present Justin...shaking that ass!!

Lesbians...what a mood killer!!

This has been a bitchesofbritin production.

The Many Moods of Brian and Justin

2008-02-16T11:07:32Z

Love can be a bit of a moody bitch at times. That being said you know those cute little mood theme pics most of us have? Well, we decided to ~~steal~~ expand on that idea and adapt the pics to a Snarky Valentine for you! Yes, yes, we know this is late. Just think of it as a belated Valentine to our flist.

Anyways better late than never, so come see if our ideas match yours, and stare at the beautiful boys. We apologize for the lack of nudity, it won't happen again!

The Bitches of Britin proudly present The Many Moods of Brian and Justin, or "I Think This One Works Better, Dammit!"

desire

smug

flirty

anxious

crazy

stoned

danger

sexy

hustle

hot hot hot hot hot....enough said

pleased

artistic

sneaky

bored

pensive

embarrassed

Oh shit

pfft

satisfied

sad

tickled

WTF

creative

hunger

sleepy

celebratory

dirty

pissy

outraged

noble

tenderness

blushing

hurt

control

protective

lost

predatory

relief

relaxed

bouncy

anger

possessive

joy

heat

drunk

shock

victorious

livid

bemused

ass kicking

happy

rage.....

devious

frustrated

mischievous

amused

love

This has been a bitchesofbritin production.

On a final note we wish to acknowledge all the lovely valentine wishes we got courtesy of severina2001 Valentine Post. We truly appreciate the kind words. And also a big thank you to galesweetie for the virtual gift she sent us. Lovely....just lovely. All of the bitches hoped that your Valentine Day was a glorious one filled with whatever you wished it to be.

Brian S5 picspam

2008-02-11T08:14:12Z

***Eye Candy with a Soul***

Here we are at season five. The final installment of our Eye Candy with a Soul picspam of Brian Kinney through all five seasons.

Regardless of bad!hair he is still one of the most beautiful and intriguing men to watch. Watching him push Justin away, again. Seeing how much he truly loves his son and his friends. Gnashing our teeth in frustration as he seemed to throw away his soul chasing after youth. Gnashing our teeth in anguish as his tries to make sure his beloved brother and friend recieves the blood he needs. Feeling every single heart beat as he pulls Justin to him. Brian Kinney finds not only what matters most in season five, but that he is willing to do anything, be anything for those that he loves; Michael, Lindsey, Gus and Justin.

Brian is intelligent, beautiful, loving and very complex. Thank you for going on this journey examining Brian Kinney; he may be the hottest man alive, but we love him for his soul.

You'll always be young. You'll always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!

"You look fa-bu-lous"

"I'm a cock-sucker! I'm queer! And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say, "judge yourself." This is where I live. This is who I am."

"I am taking my chance on love."

"Fine, let's talk about something else. What should I wear to my wedding? My mom wants me to wear the gown she wore, but, let's face it, she never had much luck."

"He's a selfish prick, thinks only of himself."

"Well, whaddya know. I jerked off thinking about me, too."

"I'd run away screaming, but it's been a long day."

"I gotta keep the boys off the street at night. I gotta provide them with a warm, friendly environment in which to use illegal substances and have promiscuous sex - safely, of course."

"I'm Gus's father, that's who the fuck I am."

"Guess not. The queers are about to find out what the breeders have known all along: in a messy divorce, nobody stays clean."

"You give a shit. You give a shit! Brian Kinney gives a shit."

"God, you must really love him."

"Blue Rooster. The chicken chain. They need a campaign for their new 16-ounce sandwich. How do ya like, When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"?

"When it comes to measuring wood, I'm an expert."

"He's not the only one I'm gonna be losing. I don't want you to go, Wendy."

"I know it's scarier choosing your own path than doing what's expected of you."

"this use to be such a magical place, full of sprites and fairies."

"Now we can either sit around here eatin' jambalaya or you can come up stairs and eat my ass?"

"If you don't earn respect when you're alive, you don't deserve it when you're dead."

"My mother was a frigid bitch. My father was an abusive drunk. They had a hateful marriage. Which is probably why I am unwilling or unable to form a long-term, committed relationship of my own. The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs and have more or less redefined promiscuity doesn't help much. As a result, I've lost the two people in my life that mean the most to me."

"Whoa dude! The kids at school will, like, puke, they'll be, like, so jealous!"

"Did I mention it hurts like a motherfucker?"

"Sunshine, how did I ever get along without you?"

"It's refreshing to find a couple who are hung, but not hung up."

"We may be even, but we'll never be equal."

Don't worry. The fangirls still think you'll be the hottest, handsomest anti-grandpa ever.

"Where's the sucking and where's the fucking?"

"It wasn't stupid when we used to lock ourselves in your room, reading Captain Astro and Galaxy Lad, wishing we were invincible like them. And pretending that no earthly force could ever separate us, like them. And swearing that we'd always be there for each other. Like them."

"I was so fuckin' scared... all I could think was, 'Please, don't let anything happen to him."

"Winter sale at Prada?"

Well, I want another chance. I want him to know who I am."

"Let's just say, he's the guy I fuck more than once"

"Wiffout you cwazy wesbians?"

"I'm not going to the fucking party because I'm going to a fucking party."

"By the way, I missed you.

"Had we but world enough and time."

"Forget it. I behaved like an asshole; you behaved like a bigger one."

"Some of us queers prefer dancing and fucking to kiddies and picket fences."

"You know, as in nonsexual... nonthreatening... ball-less. You do homage to a long and illustrious line of lovable, laughable clowns who come before you."

"I only have one question. After we are married, will you still blow me?"

"It's for my prince."

"Not can't. Can't implies that I'm incapable, it's that I won't."

"I love you....I love you...Love you"

"Well, when you and Ben are through breast-feeding, you should swing by."

"Listen to me. Listen to me. Are you listening?"

"That I would give him anything.....I would do anything....I'd be anything....to make him happy."

"Fags are no different than people. Tell them they can't have something and it's all they want. And they won't give up until they get it. Now, shall we step outside and allow a few more of the 'beautiful people' in?"

"I thought you were never coming back. Well, why would you"...Why indeed.

Brian Kinney Picspam S1

Brian Kinney Picspam S2

Brian Kinney Picspam S3

Brian Kinney Picsapm S4

And for your added viewing pleasure badbadpixie made a couple wallpapers to bookmark the ending of the Brian pic-spam marathon. The first one is a season one and the second is season five. Thank you so much sharing these Ai. These are truly emotional, vivid, and glorious. I have Season 5 gracing my lappie I love it so much. For now, these are only available here. At some point Ai will repost them at her graphic journal.

This has been a bitchesofbritin production. We are happy to report that no bitches or fangirls were harmed in the making of this project. :DDD

Pimping........Brian Kinney.......S5....coming soon.

2008-02-09T18:16:29Z

The bitches are putting on the final touches of their picspam Brian Kinney....Eye Candy with a Soul, Season5. With this, our series on Brian Kinney....through the 5 Seasons will be complete. It has been a fun project, some seasons more so than others, but what a undertaking! Still, fun nonetheless.

A couple pics to tease you. These didn't make the final cut but they are good for pimping. We should have this picspam up by early week.

Just to refresh your memory on the previous picspams if you care to revisit them, here are the links to the completed ones. One of these days, I shall go back and add quotes to S1.

Brian Kinney Picspam S1

Brian Kinney Picspam S2

Brian Kinney Picspam S3

Brian Kinney Picsapm S4

The Making of Rage........The comic book

2008-02-04T14:18:06Z

Creating a super hero takes courage, fortitude a
message and well great hair, rippling muscles and hot gay sex....come
on, isn't that what all great comics should have? Oh maybe not, but
in the land of Gayopolis where Rage saves the day and JT saves Rage's
heart the hot gay sex is as integral to the story of who they are and
why they fight another day.

Here is a rare glimpse of how Rage was conceived by the producers and
writers of QAF.

This comic was issued between seasons 2 and 3, as a bit of a tide over, perhaps designed to deflect the angst of what was coming. The comic is becoming rare, but can still be found on eBay, as vlredreign can attest. For those who have never seen it, you're in for a treat!
Of course the most important factor is their hair and the perfect O
factor of Justin's luscious mouth as Brian fucks him....don't you think
so? *nods* psst....be sure to click on the picture to see them at their original size and to be able to read the text.

cross posted to insane journal

Edited. Turns out we were missing page five of the comic. But thanks to the generosity of akintay who provided us with a scan of it, it's now complete. Again thank you very much. This is why we love the fandom and our flist.